Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

If life hands you lemons Take them

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

You.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Global Warming.

Anti Joke

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