What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

So a seal walks into a club...

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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