i like potatoes

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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I like jokes.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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