- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Global Warming.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

make me a sandwich!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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