Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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why did the chicken cross the road

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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