- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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