Whats circular and black? a black circle.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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