Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

The Morman Religion.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Christ is a conspiracy

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Sam Hengal.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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