Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Ruller

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Laura Pratz..

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apple pie.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Hitler

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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