What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Winking at old people

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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