- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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