Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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