- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

NEVER

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

pobody's nerfect

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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