Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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