- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Sam Hengal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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