Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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