Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Black people are innocent.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Knock Knock Come in!

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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