- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have no joke. u mad?

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

hi bye

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Thumbs this up

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

So a baby seal walks into a club.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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