Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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a chinese man pays the full price

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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