- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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