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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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