- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

A bar walks into a man

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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