Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

A shark ate your mom

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

My mom

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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