I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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