- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Women's rights.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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