- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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