- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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