A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Communism hehe xd

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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