- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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