Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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