What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the dog die? He was old

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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