- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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