There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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