An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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