Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

sky silverstein

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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