- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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