How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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