knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Niall Horan

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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