What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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