What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A man penetrates another man.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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