- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

The New York Giants

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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