Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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