Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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read me write me

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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