- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

i like turtles

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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