- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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