What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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