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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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