Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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outside your comfort zone

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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