- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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