- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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