A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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