Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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kk

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Bitch

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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well use a tissue!

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