Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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