- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

silver bullet?

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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